Paris Hilton goes ape-shit.

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Paris Hilton does a dangle in Berlin’s Maxxim night club. She is there promoting RICH Champaign (which comes in a can). We’re told that 20% of profits are going to charity. – We assume the San Diego Zoo.

The only thing harder than a monkey to clean up after is a drunk monkey. Paris spent the day exploring her new home and flinging poo at onlookers. She’s been in a cage before and will adjust quickly I’m certain. A friendly reminder to all visitors: Don’t use flash photography. It angers the animals.

Ok, people, send this one to your friends. Let’s get Paris ‘The Pooping Monkey’ some exposure.

The San Diego Zoo has T-Shirts available in the gift shop (see photo). Bring one home for the holidays!

Comment (1) “Paris Hilton goes ape-shit.”

jannabethDecember 13, 2007 @ 6:49 pm

some people just belong in cages


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