Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com.
Paris Hilton does a dangle in Berlin’s Maxxim night club. She is there promoting RICH Champaign (which comes in a can). We’re told that 20% of profits are going to charity. – We assume the San Diego Zoo.
The only thing harder than a monkey to clean up after is a drunk monkey. Paris spent the day exploring her new home and flinging poo at onlookers. She’s been in a cage before and will adjust quickly I’m certain. A friendly reminder to all visitors: Don’t use flash photography. It angers the animals.
Ok, people, send this one to your friends. Let’s get Paris ‘The Pooping Monkey’ some exposure.
The San Diego Zoo has T-Shirts available in the gift shop (see photo). Bring one home for the holidays!