Paris Vs. Kim

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok bloggers, let the epic battle for world’s hottest celebutant begin! In one corner, we have the undisputed queen of popularity, Ms. Paris ‘I’m Hot’ Hilton. In the other corner, an undefeated challenger looms. Introducing the beautiful and buxom beauty, Ms. Kim ‘ass as big as your head’ Kardashian. Folks, the outcome for whose the hottest, most sexy, and universally appealing celebutant can and will be decided by you. THIS IS BIG NEWS. Vote or Die!!
John :
Bob, why are you trying to stir up trouble? By the way everybody, Bob wants Kim to win. He loves the girl. Kim’s dumber than a sack of hammers and he loves her. A vote for Kim is a vote for Bob the Bitch. Please keep Paris on her throne! I don’t want to see Bob happy. It would make me so sad.

Comment (1) “Paris Vs. Kim”

jonolanOctober 26, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

Kim would win in a 1st Round Knock-out! It’s a left-right titty smash combo followed by the bolo butt wump. That skank ass Hilton would be out!

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