Freak Alert: Jacko shops for children’s books

~ roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~

Wearing hundreds of Bandaids on his face, Michael Jackson unplugged himself and ventured out into oxygenated planet earth -specifically a Barnes & Noble in Las Vegas. He arrived in a space ship with his spawns, 10-year-old Prince, 9-year-old Paris, and 5-year-old Blanket. They shopped for 3 hours and left the earthly building with boxes of human literature. The Derobers believe the Wacko’s are studying the human race via Dr. Seuss books.
Hey Mike, you have a little something on your nose…a little higher…lower…there, yeah -you got it.

Comment (1) “Freak Alert: Jacko shops for children’s books”

timDecember 17, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

wtf is hanging off his nose?

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