Breaking News: Britney wants kids tested for drugs

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Britney Spears
is firing back at K-Fed. Life and Style is reporting that Britney is accusing Federline of smoking marijuana around her two kids, Jayden and Sean-Preston. Didn’t Life and Style used to be the magazine my mother read when she needed an apple pie recipe? Anyway, Britney wants the children tested for drugs:

“Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids,” says a friend of hers. “She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them.”

Let me save you the test. K-Fed is smoking pot around his kids, the neighbors kids, the nanny and her kids, his chauffeur, and the chauffeur’s kid (who’s a little ‘special’). That said, this accusation will never hold water. Britney is the one with only partial visitation rights because of her documented drug use and failed drug tests. Don’t throw stones in glass houses, Brit. You’re making your children into pawns instead of making yourself a better person. The judge might test the kids, but the blame is going to fall right back on you, tubby.

Comments (6) “Breaking News: Britney wants kids tested for drugs”

Dee RoberDecember 19, 2007 @ 10:44 pm

we’ve heard this might actually get to court

Dee Rober
shirleylatelyDecember 19, 2007 @ 10:44 pm

that is so wrong!

mikeisikeDecember 19, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

haaaa. fuck her

mr.pinkDecember 19, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

this is all wrong. britney is a good mother and.. kidding.

meganDecember 19, 2007 @ 10:46 pm

lol. that’s fucking hysterical

marky markDecember 19, 2007 @ 10:47 pm

the kid is smoking a joint! that is humor

marky mark

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