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The “wedding” between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has been called off according to US Weekly. The two are claiming to still be a couple but the wedding plans are off.
When the producers of ‘The Hills‘ asked me to be on the show, I was so excited. Huge fan. I asked ’em, “Now, do you want me to kill Spencer and Heidi, or should I just kill the marriage?” I only wanted to know because killing Spencer would be right up there with the time I whacked Napoleon, the little prick. But I was happy to just kill the marriage and get my SAG card.