Once you’re in the family, there’s no going back

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This story keeps getting more ridiculous as the fallout from yesterday’s pregnancy announcement takes place. Jamie Lynne’s father Jamie Spears is reportedly “furious” at mother Lynne Spears for selling the exclusive pregnancy story to OK! magazine.”He put his foot down and refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children,'” a source told Us Weekly. Though maybe he’d like to reconsider after hearing that Jamie received 1 million dollars for the story. Poppa-bear Jamie was “devastated” by the news. He’s “extremely depressed” and “feels Jamie Lynn ruined her life.” In addition to Poppa Spears’ broken heart, the worse news is that Lynne Spears’ tell-all book about parenting is being delayed. The book was slated to be released in 2008. How will I ever know how to raise a child without Lynne’s help??

Bob ‘The Bitch’ All I want to know is why in the hell would you name both of your daughters after the mother and father of the family. Can’t you see how confusing and convoluted that makes things. Furthermore, Jamie why don’t you take your balls out of your ex-wife’s purse and make a stand for once in your life. Wear the pants Jamie, wear the pants!

Comments (4) “Once you’re in the family, there’s no going back”

marky markDecember 19, 2007 @ 11:16 am

ha. i love the godfather!

marky mark
GrantDecember 19, 2007 @ 11:16 am

that’s hilarious Bob

Bob 'The Bitch'December 19, 2007 @ 11:27 am

I think this idea birthed somewhere deep in my loins

LeoDecember 19, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

I heard Jerry Springer is trying to get the whole Spears family on his show


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