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Photo courtesy of pagesix.com.

Dee:
This is just…awkward. I hope it’s not true, but pagesix is reporting that Dexter star Michael C. Hall is dating co-star Jennifer Carpenter in real life. If you aren’t familiar with Dexter, Dexter’s sister on the show is played by Carpenter (poorly I might add). So to see them dating in real life is a real buzz-kill. It’s like when I found out that Princess Leia kissed her brother Luke Skywalker–except this is for real. I’m…creeped out.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s official, Dexter must kill his sister on the show. Please, spare me the whimpering shit-show that Carpenter spews out every week on the show as Debra. Special agent Lundy doesn’t love you, let it go.

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