Britney claims sister, “not pregnant.”

~Roll mouse over photos to derobe~

Dee:
Britney Spears went shopping yesterday in a Hollywood Souvenir shop. For those of you who don’t live in LA, that doesn’t happen…ever. Only the most desperate attention seekers do such things. It gets worse. Britney is clearly heard telling the paparazzi, “She’s not pregnant.” This is the third time Britney has denied the pregnancy which puts her in the elite company of a really cool guy named Judas. Check out the video here. Either Britney has the inside scoop on a miscarriage or she is far, far removed from earth.

John:
I want somebody to ask Britney who the Vice President of the United States is! I’m serious, get the word out. I’ll bet she has no clue. I’m going to make some calls.

Comments (7) “Britney claims sister, “not pregnant.””

Dee RoberDecember 21, 2007 @ 11:49 am

i’ll bet Britney has no clue who the VP is

Dee Rober
johnDecember 21, 2007 @ 11:50 am

somebody ask this girl who Dick Cheney is!

laurenDecember 21, 2007 @ 11:50 am

i don’t know who he is

steven p.December 21, 2007 @ 11:52 am

lemme guess, lauren. you’re in college. x-cheerleader. your new major is ‘libral arts’ and blow jobs. am i warm?

frankDecember 21, 2007 @ 11:52 am

haaaaaaa!

AdamDecember 21, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

It’s Peter, not Judas.

jannabethDecember 21, 2007 @ 7:07 pm

hey john! that’s not very nice.. so what if she doesnt know or care who the vp of the us is, i dont hold it against her!!

jannabeth

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.