Hayden and Milo are dating?! What ever gave it away?
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Dee:
This just in, according to People Magazine Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are dating. This also just in, the sky is blue. It’s funny because people had their heads buried so far up their asses they couldn’t tell if the sky was actually blue or a muddy-brown color. However, thanks to People magazine it has been confirmed that the sky is in fact blue. Thanks People magazine, what would we ever do without you??
Bob ‘The Bitch’
In a related story the people at Derober have just discovered that Dee is being sarcastic. Yep…it’s sarcasm.