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Dee:
This is too good! Upset that the Olsen’s new clothing line uses real fur, Peta has created an interactive art-death room where you can dress the twins in various dead animals in what Defamer is calling their ’signature homeless-chic fashion line.’ I dressed ‘Trashley:

Now, I wasn’t sure if the ‘Electrocuted Emine Evening Dress’ would match the ‘Skinned Seal Stilettos’, but they turned out to be a perfect match! The ‘Little Lamb Legwarmers’ worked well, but they kept sliding down her legs with all that blood, poor dear. I think the final product is, well, breathtaking.

John:
This is like the Derober’s wet dream. I dressed ‘Hairy-Kate‘ in the ‘Dead Doggy Shoulder Bag’ and the ‘Butchered Beaver Shoes’ which arrived just in time for winter, thank god. I couldn’t choose between the ‘Mangled Possum Earmuffs’ or the ‘Doomed Racoon Hat’, but I knew Ashley was wearing the ‘Bludgeoned Bunny Beret’ and I didn’t want them to look to much like twins, ya’ know?

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Dee:
In Touch Weekly is reporting:

“The meeting went well, and she had a great time with them,” an insider tells the mag.

Romo is very close to his parents, especially his father, who was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer.

“His parents seemed to really like her,” adds the insider. “She’s falling completely in love with him.”

John:
Ya’ know those girls who always have to have a boyfriend so they feel better about themselves?Jessica Simpson is one of them, a classic serial dater. We have a very popular running poll at Derober about who looks better on Tony’s arm, Jessica or Carrie? Get the vote out. When the poll closes on Thursday, we’re going to email the results to Tony Romo himself! Incidentally Tony, when you’re hitting on a girl at a club, don’t give away your email. You never know whose going to get their hands on it!

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Dee:
In Janice Dickinson’s yearly attempt at a kind comment, as she was defending Jennifer Love, she managed to insult Tyra Banks by calling her fat. If that psycho-bitch ever called me fat, so help me God…
According to MSN.com,

Dickinson told Al Roker that Love Hewitt “is a healthy, not emaciated woman.” Then she added, “You want to see someone who’s fat? I’m sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat.”

Leo:
The only way to determine if Tyra Banks is fat or not is to have an eating contest with Al Roker. My money’s on Banks because she isn’t scheduled to get her gastric bypass surgery ’till April.

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Dee:
Lauren Conrad walked around West Hollywood asking people to take her picture last night. Two teen girls snapped this photo of a dashing young man smoking when LC got in the way.

John:
Here’s your chance for you photoshop junkies to Derobe a star! Just click on the thumb below to get the image. If we choose your photo, we will proclaim your name and probably say something crappy about you and you’ll love us for it. Click here for the photoshop rules. And move quickly. The winner will be crowned at midnight.

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