Daniel Day still heads the ‘Natives’ in New York

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Dee:
Daniel Day Lewis, aka. Bill “The Butcher” Cutting showed up at the premier of his new film There Will Be Blood at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City last Monday night. The man is completely unshaken by the media no matter how off the wall he looks, and I love him for that.

Bob ‘The Bitch’
The plaid suit plays here. Daniel Day Lewis has a way of choosing characters in movies that are so animated I just have to get drunk and wear the outfit out as a Halloween costume every year. Damn you, Daniel Day, you are my curse.

Kate Moss goes to concert. But who’s the driver?

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Dee:
Kate Moss hits London for the much anticipated Led Zeppelin reunion concert yesterday. The sometimes-junkie wore a panda bear to the event.

John:
I tried to get Kate to like me once so I went into a drug-induced coma and left her a note reading ‘Do you like anybody in the hospital more than friends? Check yes or no.’ Kate checked the ‘no’ box commenting that I didn’t look quite dead enough yet. YET!

Billy D. is Back! And goes on a shopping spree!

Dee:
Ask and you shall receive! Billy, the lovable waiter Donald Trump tipped $10,000, is back for an encore. The original Billy tape helped the Derobers launch ‘The Tip Heard Round the World.’ For the three people in America who haven’t seen the first video, click here! Enjoy!

Doesn’t Simon Cowell look healthy?

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Dee:
According to MSN.com Simon Cowell remarked,

“No, absolutely not….I have not had cosmetic surgery.”

when asked about peck implants. But when asked if he had dabbled in face-freezing toxins he said,

“Yes, I have had Botox…but not in an obsessive way.”

Whatevs narcissist.

Leo:
Anyone who injects rat poisoning in their face has balls. Anyone who injects rat poisoning in their balls is retarded.

Is Kim Kardashian holding some kind of award?

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Dee:
The ‘7th Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough of the Year Awards’? Is that like the Special Olympics of Hollywood Awards? And what did Kim Kardashian breakthrough, the stupid barrier? I’m assuming here that awards were given to anybody who shows up.

John:
In which category was Kim nominated? Was it ‘Largest ass, smallest head‘ or possibly the ‘mystery odor‘ category? I’ll do some digging and get back to you. In the meantime, que the dynamite.

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