Derober

David Schwimmer can’t commit to a woman. (Ayyyy)

Vanessa Minnillo goes shopping in Bel Air (Daily Stab)

Watch the Harold and Kumar trailer! (poponpop)

John Mayor loves the word ‘Douchebag’ (bedhead)

Spencer Pratt offered gay porn role (Gabby Babble)

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~What came between them?~

Dee:
Hookers! Robin Wright (aka Jenny) and hubby of 11 years Sean Penn (aka psycho) are getting a divorce and I’m surprised very few people are citing Penn’s love of the working girl. Penn has been quoted as saying, “”If you want entertainment, you get a couple of hookers and an eightball.” As recently as Oct. 20th, Penn was seen at the Chateau Marmont and hunting down some game. Read all about the encounter here.”
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I can’t get enough of Forest Gump with a glock in his hands. He really is the Casanova of today’s generation. Tall, clean-cut, and retarded…but with a heart that could melt butter. Who wouldn’t love him??

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John:
Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler, and Taylor Swift got together in Nashville yesterday to watch a Nashville Predator’s game. I’m cropped out of this photo but the game was nice. Kellie glanced over at me one too many times and it made Carrie uncomfortable. Those two are so competitive, I swear.
Dee:
John has spun off the planet, everybody. Check out the gossip site, Daily Stab today if ya’ll get a chance. (It’s where we stole this photo.)

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Dee:
The Charlotte Observer is reporting that ‘The Hills’ star visited Kings Mountain last Thursday and Friday with friend and Kings Mountain native Ron Feemster aka Neff-U:

“Feemster, with Pratt by his side, started handing out cash to students. One student who had the highest GPA in the school got $1,000. Three others got $1,000 each when they won a raffle. Other students got $100 traveler’s checks. Then left $10,000 for the school.”

In all, $20,000 was given away. No press was contacted by either camp before the two went on their charity bender. Spencer and Neff, we commend U.

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Photo courtesy of egotastic.com.

Dee:
Lindsay Lohan’s ex-convict-boyfriend Riley Giles is selling intimate photos, in which Lohan is undressing, to a photo agency. The agency will broker the deals and license the photos to be released to a myriad of magazines and other media outlets. This just days after Giles told the public that she was a sex addict.

Oh Riley, what it must feel like to be the world’s biggest douchebag. Enjoy it while you still can.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ :
I agree that Giles is a toxic-waist of life. But I can’t help but feel that there might be some truth to this whole sex addict thing. I mean C’mon, look at her. Or maybe I just really want to believe it so badly.

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Dee:
Baron Hilton to his family: “I’m giving it all to charity.” Well almost all of it -97% of his 2.3 billion dollar fortune to be exact. Get out our calculators and drum roll…the Hilton children and grandchildren will split up a measly 69 million dollars (total) AND THEN pay taxes. The rest of the dough will go towards the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. The Hilton’s started their hotel empire in 1919 with a small hotel in Cisco, Texas with elbow grease and hard work.

Leo:
B-U-M-M-E-R

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