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Dee:
…and I think we all know about the first one she earned. Lindsay is being honored at the Capri Film Festival. We looked it up and it turns out Carpi is a small town on Fantasy Island. The island’s slogan is ‘Fantasy Island: Where Absolutely Anything is Possible. American Express Welcome.’ Its neighbor island to the north, Neverland, sends Lindsay their best wishes.

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David Schwimmer can’t commit to a woman. (Ayyyy)

Vanessa Minnillo goes shopping in Bel Air (Daily Stab)

Watch the Harold and Kumar trailer! (poponpop)

John Mayor loves the word ‘Douchebag’ (bedhead)

Spencer Pratt offered gay porn role (Gabby Babble)

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Dee:
Hookers! Robin Wright (aka Jenny) and hubby of 11 years Sean Penn (aka psycho) are getting a divorce and I’m surprised very few people are citing Penn’s love of the working girl. Penn has been quoted as saying, “”If you want entertainment, you get a couple of hookers and an eightball.” As recently as Oct. 20th, Penn was seen at the Chateau Marmont and hunting down some game. Read all about the encounter here.”
Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I can’t get enough of Forest Gump with a glock in his hands. He really is the Casanova of today’s generation. Tall, clean-cut, and retarded…but with a heart that could melt butter. Who wouldn’t love him??

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John:
Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler, and Taylor Swift got together in Nashville yesterday to watch a Nashville Predator’s game. I’m cropped out of this photo but the game was nice. Kellie glanced over at me one too many times and it made Carrie uncomfortable. Those two are so competitive, I swear.
Dee:
John has spun off the planet, everybody. Check out the gossip site, Daily Stab today if ya’ll get a chance. (It’s where we stole this photo.)

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Dee:
The Charlotte Observer is reporting that ‘The Hills’ star visited Kings Mountain last Thursday and Friday with friend and Kings Mountain native Ron Feemster aka Neff-U:

“Feemster, with Pratt by his side, started handing out cash to students. One student who had the highest GPA in the school got $1,000. Three others got $1,000 each when they won a raffle. Other students got $100 traveler’s checks. Then left $10,000 for the school.”

In all, $20,000 was given away. No press was contacted by either camp before the two went on their charity bender. Spencer and Neff, we commend U.

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