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Photo courtesy of egotastic.com.

Dee:
A recent story has been reported by Fox News (not kidding) which alleges that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are planning to have a private wedding ceromony this weekend at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas. Reports say that Minnillo and company already arrived on Friday afternoon.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Vanessa, why, WHY would you do this to me? Look what happened when Nick ‘wifed’ Jessica Simpson. He took a beautiful pop icon, and turned her into a farting, belching, tuna-eating house wife. Run, jump, swim, climb, or hitchhike your way as far outta Dodge as possible. I will be there in 20 minutes to pick you up.

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Photo courtesy of foxnews.com.
Photo courtesy of huffingtonpost.com.

Dee:
Yep, that’s an actual screen shot of Fox New’s homepage. Hard to believe. If you click on the other photo, you’ll see Huffington Posts’ story as well (It’s the fake news story that appears next to President Bush.)
When Fox News found out is was a hoax, they asked for a quote from the Derobers. This was our email response. You will laugh:

“We can’t believe a credible news source, such as Foxnews would feature a story for an entire day without doing their homework. If foxnews would have checked out the rest of derober.com, they would have realized that derober is a satirical celebrity gossip blog that features PHOTOSHOPPED photos.

Get out the ol fire extinguisher! ;)”

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Leo:
The cat is out of the bag! The Derobers photoshopped the now famous Trump tip. The Los Angeles Times got the exclusive interview with Derober’s own John who explains in detail how the whole ruse played out from the inception right to Fox News’ homepage. There’s more. We’re going to have a youtube surprise for everybody on monday. Tune into Derober for all the laughs. See the LA Times article here.

Enjoy our little shout out on E! -Derober’s television debut. Thanks for the love Seacrest!

And here is what Access Hollywood has to say about the hoax.

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Perez Hilton just posted excerpts from Fall Out Boy’s Blog. Pete and the Boys were snubbed from the Grammys this year. Have a party:

“the first reaction is jealousy mixed with a slight sense of entitlement. we just want to be a part of your club. we feel like the orphans in the movie the warriors, when we are just dying to be the baseball furies. the truth be told though when you explore it further than that you realize much more. other than the fact that we play the events for you and the right parties all the time (which is a bit embarrassing either for you or us, not sure which, possibly both. its kind of like being invited to a birthday party and then not allowed to eat the cake.)- it shouldnt mean much. (almost) noone in this industry has vision beyond the fear that this week is their last paycheck. we want our songs to be immortal and a statue doesnt do anything to help them live forever…”

John:
The old orphan-warrior metaphor, eh? From what I can gather here (and it’s pretty cryptic), Pete doesn’t like parties or industry types but he loves cake and immortality. Classic.

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John Says:
We couldn’t understand why this photo made us feel like kids again. And then it hit us, MUPPETS! Each cast member on the view looks like a muppet!

Leo:
I love the muppets! I don’t know why, but I do… I had Miss Piggy fantasies.

more at twiigs.com…

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