John:
This Faith Hill RedBook cover has just been leaked. While the rest of the blogosphere is limited to a side-by-side analysis of the photo, Derober is one-upping the competition. The world’s first rollover blog has its perks. I’ll be drinking tonight. By the way, we think Faith looks beautiful in both shots. I’ll take whichever I can get.
Dee:
Little Miss Sunshine’s evil step-sister, Amy Winehouse, appears to back to her old habits again. Now, I’m no expert in forensics, but that white powdery residue lining Amy’s nostrils doesn’t look like make-up to me. Get your act together Amy, you have all the talent in the world and your blowing your chance right up the nose. Drugs aren’t the answer.
Bob ‘The Bitch’
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Dee:
So today I’m jogging up the ocean walk in Venice and guess what I see? Yep, it’s Bono filming a Budweiser Christmas Commercial with Matthew Lillard (Scream, Scooby Doo.) And they’re filming at the Venice Bistro! My favorite happy hour. So I sprint home and tell John to put on some pants and get his camera because ‘the Bono’ is having a friggin’ love-in at his happy hour place.
John:
I put my pants on and run down to the beach… and there is The Bono, sitting on the patio waiting to shoot. But there is something off about ‘the Bono’, I swear. The assistant director tells me it’s Bono. The PA’s all assure me it’s Bono. Budweiser can surely afford the Bons. But why would Bono peep down at the chest of a 45 year-old woman? He wouldn’t! The Bono I know would never do that. Ever. It’s probably him. But I want to know what you think. We’ve included pictures and a video all shot by the Derobers.