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Dee:
According to Star magazine, Venessa Hudgens want’s gal-pal Zac Efron to stop being such a sissy,

“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”

Last month, at a birthday party for Vanessa’s little sister, Zac got his tampon all in a bunch when an unexpected zit made its way to his adorable little face,

“He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”

Zac, quit being such a female that we know you are.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Oddly, I look at the after picture here and can’t help but feel that it looks more natural than the original photo.

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The following story is made out of thin air -enjoy:

Dee:We just received this story from our Celebrity Gratuity Database. It’s the best we’ve heard so far!Where? Buffalo Club (very private hangout for Hollywood’s old guard) Location: Santa Monica, CA

“Donald Trump came in for dinner on Monday at the Buffalo Club. The reservation was under his friend’s name so nobody was expecting him to come in. I assume he’s in LA preparing for the celebrity Apprentice thing he’s doing. We have a special area for VIP’s so the celebs can see and be seen with each other. Donald ordered an ice tea and his friend showed up 10 minutes later. Continue Reading: (Hoax) Derober Exclusive: Donald Trump leaves waiter a $10,000 tip!

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Dee:
That is Kiera Knightley?! Wow. She looks terrible and nothing like herself. They photoshopped her eyes as big as dinner plates.

John:
It’s nice to see that 40 year-olds can still have a good time. What’s that, Dee? No, I think your facts are a bit off. Oh, oooh…… wow. OK. This just got awkward.

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Dee:
The Desperate Housewives star was sued in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday by Hydroderm skincare. They claim that Terri was paid $2.4 million to promote their fuller lip potion… but that she promoted other beauty products in violation of their contract.

John:
Um, don’t care.

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Dee:
So the recent buzz, coming from our friends down under, is that Lindsay Lohan has reportedly traded in her K-Fed like boytoy Ryan Giles for a brand new Heath Ledger, who she recently met in New York. L-han and Ledger reportedly met at NYC’s Beatrice Inn over the Thanksgiving holiday and according to NW magazine,

“Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away…when she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical.”

Well good for Lindsay, this is a huge upgrade for her.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d say ‘upgrade’ is a bit of an understatement, Dee. This isn’t like updating your computer’s software to the newer model, it’s more like trading in your hyundai for a Ferrari. It’s going from white trash to white hot. But maybe L-han just wanted to show the public that she was on their level by dating an r-tard from nowhere. If so, mission accomplished Lindsay, you really gave depraved young men everywhere a hope.

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