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Dee:
Lindsay Lohan’s ex-convict-boyfriend Riley Giles is selling intimate photos, in which Lohan is undressing, to a photo agency. The agency will broker the deals and license the photos to be released to a myriad of magazines and other media outlets. This just days after Giles told the public that she was a sex addict.

Oh Riley, what it must feel like to be the world’s biggest douchebag. Enjoy it while you still can.

Bob ‘The Bitch’ :
I agree that Giles is a toxic-waist of life. But I can’t help but feel that there might be some truth to this whole sex addict thing. I mean C’mon, look at her. Or maybe I just really want to believe it so badly.

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Dee:
Baron Hilton to his family: “I’m giving it all to charity.” Well almost all of it -97% of his 2.3 billion dollar fortune to be exact. Get out our calculators and drum roll…the Hilton children and grandchildren will split up a measly 69 million dollars (total) AND THEN pay taxes. The rest of the dough will go towards the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. The Hilton’s started their hotel empire in 1919 with a small hotel in Cisco, Texas with elbow grease and hard work.

Leo:
B-U-M-M-E-R

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Dee:
Former star, Mischa Barton, was nabbed by the West Hollywood police early Thursday morning while successfully straddling 2 lanes of traffic. Not only was she driving shit-canned, but she did not have her license on her either. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Mischa was found with illegal narcotics (yet to be identified). Her bail was set at $10,000.

Leo:
The icing on the cake is that she was scheduled to host a pre-New Year’s Eve party at the opening of the CatHouse at the Luxor in Vegas. This has been canceled and so has the check she was given. The Luxor is currently scrambling to find an equal replacement. It’s rumored that a street performing mime may take Barton’s place

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Place: Hereford House
Location: Kansas City

Recently, an actor known as “The Rock” was a customer of mine at a well-known steak-house that has been in business for 50 years. He called ahead and asked for the restaurant to open early to accommodate him, as he was trying to avoid fans. I got to be the lucky fool who had to open and set-up for this joker. He ran me with with this little complaint, ten refills on his soda, too much butter on his garlic toast, etc. The whole ordeal was hardly worth the lousy $7.00 tip I got. While this did average to be about 25%, I would think that a man that has dolls and watches in his likeness could have tossed at least a $20 for the extra time and service. This guy is not a “Rock” to me, just a cheap pebble.

I don’t consider myself greedy or ungrateful, I’m just a lowly server and I would tip more than that if I imposed on someone’s personal time like that. He is definitely the poorest celebrity tipper I have ever served.

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Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Ok, so maybe this is not what Dee wanted this year, but who cares for her opinion anyways. And although the odds are NOT in my favor that someday one (or all) of the Victoria Secret models will show up at my front door and ask that I ‘take them’–I still like to dream that it’s possible. But this picture will have to suffice in the meantime.

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