What does Eva Longoria really look like?

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Dee:
Yeah, she still looks pretty amazing.
John:
I like broad-shouldered women personally; physically imposing but tender. I fear I’ve said too much.

As usual, if you like this, you’ll love our celeb retouch gallery.

Casey not the father of Jamie-Lynn’s bastard child?

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Dee:

The story keeps getting better. Star magazine is reporting that Casey is not the actual father of Jamie-Lynn’s baby. The magazine sites two separate family insiders who claim that, prior to conception, Casey and Jamie were barely on speaking terms. The sources are also claiming that the actual father is a much older man! Continue Reading: Casey not the father of Jamie-Lynn’s bastard child?

‘I Am Legend’ poster, Christmas redux.

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Photo courtesty of Worth1000.

Dee:
Merry Christmas from Dee, Leo, John, and Bob “the Bitch”

What does Cameron Diaz really look like?

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Dee:
Merry Christmas everybody! If you like this, check out our celebrity retouch gallery.

Nothing can keep Michelle Rodriguez down

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Dee:
It’s official, lesbonic wonder Michelle Rodriguez checked herself into the Lynwood jail this morning. She has been sentenced to 180 days in prison for multiple violations including DUIs, a hit and run, violating her probation, and pissing off the world in general. Good luck Michelle, a little jail might be just what you need.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d say watch out for the brute muff-snatching women while in jail Michelle, but that just wouldn’t be your style. Enjoy prison, I hear it’s lovely this time of year.