Derober

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Dee:
Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly were married in Deer Valley, Utah this very evening. The theme was “winter wonderland.” We wish them both a happy marriage.
John:
Um, hold on a sec there, Dee. Let’s face it, we all know the marriage will last until this time next year when Josh starts diddling the maid and the maid goes to the National Inquirer. My wedding gift to the two is to show America a picture of Katherine without her makeup on.

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Dee:
According to our favorite true celebrity blog, dailystab.com, Katie Price went under the knife for the fourth time and had an undisclosed amount of her copious implants removed. It’s rumored that her boyfriend, Peter Andre, paid for the operation. She’s seen here at London’s Heathrow airport covering her not-so-massive mammaries with a Louis Vuitton shawl. She plans on selling her bloody implants on Ebay for charity -kudos Jordan.

Leo:
I’m on the fence with implants in general. But if a gal goes through the trouble of getting them done, then I don’t see the point in removing them unless they look as bad as Tara Reid’s twin debacles. But whatever floats your boobs boat Peter. The good news is the side-boob photo above reveals she’s still got some nice sweater kittens hiding in there.

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“If I wanted to be an actress, I’d go on a scripted show and make a lot more money.”

Dee:
With season 3 of The Hills over, rumors about season 4 are flying. You’ve heard about the possible Kristen Cavallari reunion. Derober is learning that MTV might soon have to open their purses and let Lauren Conrad rummage around a bit for loose change. A Derober spy at MTV (who hates her job, her boss, and MTV), says that Lauren and her agent want some serious money for season 4. Lauren is getting paid an average of $20,000 per episode (MTV pays by the season, not the episode.) With the show’s success on the rise, Lauren is looking to double her salary (at least). We contacted MTV and they flatly denied this was the case. Yeah, Lauren probably wants less money. Dumb asses.
John:
MTV underpays the talent. Always have, always will. I’m on LC’s side on this! Remember when the Osborne’s stuck it to MTV for $20 million? We can only hope LC is going for the gold here.

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Dee:
Page six has reported that Fresh Prince star Will Smith told the Daily Record that he sees the good in everyone…including Adolph Hitler. In his interview, Will said,

“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today’. I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good’. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.”

Huh Will, did you forget that little statistic about the extermination of 6 million Jews. I’m pretty sure Hitler didn’t wake up and say ‘Let me do the most good thing I can do today,’ either.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Hitler did not grow up watching the right television. He needed a little Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood or The Reading Rainbow in his daily diet. And Will, you just needed to attend school.

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Dee:
‘Boy Meets World’ star Danielle Fishel, aka Topanga, was arrested Thursday morning for a drunken driving warrant in Newport Beach, CA. She was cuffed and stuffed around 5:00 and released a few hours later. I wonder if Ben Savage bailed her out?

Leo:
For some reason this “Breaking News” of Topanga doesn’t fall under the ‘who gives a shit category”…I do kinda give a shit. It reminds me of the days she was on my ‘top 5 celebs I’d like to see in Playboy list’. Every young man in the world had a secret crush on Topanga growing up -don’t deny it!.
For the record, here is my top 5 Playboy Wish-list (from 1997) Mr Heffner:

1. Shania Twain
2. Paula Abdul
3. Tiffany Amber Thiessen
4. Jenny Garth
5. Topanga

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