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Dee:
MediaTakeOut is reporting that Beyonce and Jay-Z secretly tied the knot a week ago and Page Six is backing it. Last week Jay-Z and Beyonce were married in a small private ceremony in Paris, France. According to their source, who is an EXTREMELY close family member of Beyonce’s, the couple chose, instead of exchanging rings, to tattoo a personal inscription on each of their ring fingers. In this case, the Roman Numeral IV. Wow!

John:
My dad used to say, “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.” A lot of people don’t know this, but I was supposed to marry Beyonce. She was my destiny. We were going to have a child. It would have been an important child, a child of destiny if you will. I was going to pay her telephone bills as well as her automo-bills. Disappointed. Yes, that’s the word.

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Dee:
Here’s a question. Let’s say you produce a show called Zoey 101 which was aimed at kids age 9-14. Now let’s say the lead for that show got knocked up and parents from all over the US A wrote in expressing their profound disappointment. What would you do? The producers for the Nickelodeon show are asking themselves that very question right now. And there are no easy answers. The producers are planning a special that would aim to help parents deal with questions from their young children and fans of Jamie Lynn’s show. And that’s all they got. It doesn’t look good for the future of the ‘Zoey’… at all.

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Dee:
This is just…awkward. I hope it’s not true, but pagesix is reporting that Dexter star Michael C. Hall is dating co-star Jennifer Carpenter in real life. If you aren’t familiar with Dexter, Dexter’s sister on the show is played by Carpenter (poorly I might add). So to see them dating in real life is a real buzz-kill. It’s like when I found out that Princess Leia kissed her brother Luke Skywalker–except this is for real. I’m…creeped out.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
It’s official, Dexter must kill his sister on the show. Please, spare me the whimpering shit-show that Carpenter spews out every week on the show as Debra. Special agent Lundy doesn’t love you, let it go.

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Dee:
Camera’s caught the Rehab singer getting dolled up for her weekly conjugal with husband-turned-prison-bitch Blake Fielder-Civil yesterday. She looks like she’s a a great deal of discomfort.

John:
Haaa. That baby has clothes on! More rum!

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Dee:
I think that’s Fergie but no one can be certain. Egotastic called this “A really bad photoshop job.” I think that just about sums it up.

John:
Is this a new blow-up doll? I gotta’ get this for my, um, friend for Christmas but I can’t find the ordering info. I need to get this doll for my friend now! I want names and numbers people.

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