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Dee:
As everyone knows by now Britney Spears has been committed to the insane asylum UCLA Medical Center. And here are some of the grim details of what her stay will entail according to x17online.
According to the source:

# Britney will be held for at least 72 hours, and up to 14 days if the LA County officer deems her a danger to herself and others.

# Britney will be supervised around the clock by nurses and security, unable to even bathe by herself.

# Over the first few days, Britney will be encouraged to sleep as much as possible, and will be administered sleeping pills, as well as Ativan (an anti-anxiety medication) to help her do so. Meds are doled out three times a day.

# Visitors are allowed to come one hour a day during the week, between 6:30 and 7:30, but on the weekends the stay is extended from 1-3. Visitors are allowed to bring food (although our source says UCLA’s food is pretty decent!) but they cannot keep it or any other contraband (sharp objects, razors, etc.) in their rooms.
Continue Reading: Britney really needs more attention

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Dee:
The flu has been going around the Giants locker room the past few days. To help the cause, the Airborne company sent them a case of their stuff. While the rest of the Giants’ squad was busy reading direction which say “take with water”, rookie cornerback Aaron Ross was busy not giving a shit about silly labels. That is, until he started throwing up before the Giants got on the team jet causing almost an hour delay.
Ross was at least able to poke fun at himself calling the incident a “rookie mistake.”

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Wow. According to MSN owned, Womans Day, Katie Holmes cracked and stormed out of a crisis meeting with the VP of Scientology, aka Tom Cruise. Katie has been putting her best face forward with the recent controversy involving her family and their zealot practice of Scientology -until now. Latest reports say she “stormed out of her house upset”. I don’t blame the poor girl as she is obviously brainwashed and that’s not healthy. Everyone I’ve ever known who suffered from a severe case of brainwashing has cracked. Remember what happened to Patty Hearst…?

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Dee:
Last night, a psychiatrist was called to Britney’s home at 1:30 AM. The reasons for the call are still vague but one thing was clear, something was very wrong with Britney. The psychiatrist arrived to chat with Britney. Realizing Britney was not mentally fit, the shrink sloooowly reached for the bat-phone and hit UCLA med-center on speed dial. Britney was calm while they waited for the ambulance to show up but we’re just getting details of what happened once she got to the hospital and it’s not pretty. Continue Reading: Bat-Shit Brit goes bonkers. Details

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Disclaimer: this video is too long and too stupid -but it’s all we’ve got

This is a video of Brit being taken to the hospital after her psychiatrist called the authorities and had her committed. A ridiculous police escort as long as a football field, including helicopters, brought the pop star to her second home at the UCLA medical center. I live right around the corner from here and I was on my way home when I saw the motorcade. I thought, wow, must be someone special -like Burt Reynold’s or somethin’.

For any fans who want to add more chaos to this 3 Ring Circus, here is where Britney is located right now:

UCLA Medical Center

10833 Le Conte Ave # 22499, Los Angeles, CA

(310) 825-9111

10833 Le Conte Ave # 22499, Los Angeles, CA

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Dee:
Nancy Cartwright, otherwise known as the voice of Bart Simpson, has reportedly made the plunge into Scientology. According to Perezhilton.com Nancy donated 10 million dollars for Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth. In Scientology terms that means to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior. Her 10 million is the largest donation on record. It’s more than doubles Tom’s 5 million.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
By ‘Tom’s’, are you referring to Tom Cruise? You have to be specific Dee or I’m never gonna understand you. When people think of Scientology, Tom Cruise doesn’t just pop in their heads. That would be like thinking of a dog when you heard the word ‘bark’ or thinking of the sun when someone said ‘our star’. These word associations are just too difficult for the laymen to comprehend.

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