Paris autographs herself
~Roll mouse over photo to derobe~
Dee:
I don’t know what’s happening here and I don’t care.
John:
This is sooo cool. Good little Paris. You’re autographing a poster of yourself endorsing a canned champaign. And you did it AAALLL BY YOURSELF!
(Holy Candy has a great parody of the ad campaign)

Donald Trump $$$
Leonardo Dicaprio $$
Justin Timberlake -$
Christina Aguilera $$
Eva Longoria $$
Hillary Duff -$
