Jessica Alba: Self-proclaimed, ‘Most Boring Chick Ever’

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Jessica Alba gave Elle magazine an earful on the paparazzi in this month’s issue:

“[The paparazzi are] F#*@ers! They do this [follow] to me every day. And every day there’s no story. I’m not doing drugs. I’m not running over people. I’m not going to clubs. I’m not dating anyone famous. I’m not doing anything interesting! I don’t get it. I’m the most boring chick ever.”

HOWEVER, In a recent interview, Jessica claims she wants to be known as a tough girl. Jessica says, “Underneath I’d prefer to be known for something else, like being tough or being smart.” Alba doesn’t stop there. She says, “I’d rather slay a guy with my fists than my looks.” Do you want to be boring or a man-slayer, Jess? You can’t be both. Take a long look in the mirror and reflect. Or roll your mouse over this here picture.

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Comments (5) “Jessica Alba: Self-proclaimed, ‘Most Boring Chick Ever’”

Speedmonkey.netJanuary 7, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

i’d like to be the judge of that…

MR. BIGGLESWORTHJanuary 7, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

Mee too. she’s not correct at all

FUNNYteethJanuary 7, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

I don’t care what she is… at all. just let me have her!

stampboyJanuary 7, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

I collect stamps and jessica alba stuff. I’m boring and horney

GrantJanuary 7, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

False! But at the end of the day, who cares?

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