Tom Cruise ‘Scientology second-in-command’

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It’s the day we have all been waiting for, Tom Cruise has finally paid enough money to the “church” of Scientology to become the “Vice President”. This means that all important decisions, including policy and planning, pass over his desk for approval according to a new book by the royal biographer Andrew Morton.

Just a reminder to all you Scientology ignoramuses, the “church of Scientology” is built around the doctrine that alien lifeforms called Thetans inhabit human bodies. They are also famous for making their (lost/mental) members pay sick amounts of cash to be promoted to higher enlightened levels of the cult.

Congrats Tommy-boy! . . .Now get the F#@k off our planet!

Comments (3) “Tom Cruise ‘Scientology second-in-command’”

Dee RoberJanuary 7, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

sometimes, i laugh so hard it hurts

Dee Rober
JACKda'FLIPPERJanuary 7, 2008 @ 1:53 pm


MR. BIGGLESWORTHJanuary 7, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

Leave Katie behind when you beam up. She belongs on earth with me.

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