Jennifer Aniston desperately seeking a sperm donor

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Whether this is true or not, there is a funny rumor going around that ‘Friends’-less star Jennifer Aniston wants a baby bad. How bad you ask?? Bad enough that she’s shopping the semen superhighway looking for a sperm donor. According to damnimcute, a source close to Aniston said,

“With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen’s weighing up the relative qualities of all her male friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as a sperm donor.

“Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she’s reached a decision, she’ll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn’t want marriage – just babies.”

“While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she’s still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one of whom she’ll soon pick to be a daddy.”

The list of semen suitors include boyfriend Jason Lewis and ex-boyfriends Paul Sculfor and Vince “Family Friendly” Vaughn.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Jennifer, a source close to me said I, “rock the casbah”. Look no further for a donor, for I am your man

Comments (7) “Jennifer Aniston desperately seeking a sperm donor”

Bob 'The Bitch'January 9, 2008 @ 3:43 am

All I can say is that my boys are stout. They’d march into hell and back if I asked…cuz we’re tight like that

Bob 'The Bitch'
DAREiSAYJanuary 9, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

new lows here. funny as shit though

TIM11January 9, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

haaa. so gross

TAMMYfloridaJanuary 9, 2008 @ 5:38 pm


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Shane HogensonSeptember 13, 2010 @ 1:20 am

Jennifer Aniston is really great and she’s so strong I really think she’s just such an encouragement to all.

Deidra BergerSeptember 24, 2010 @ 2:51 am

I can’t believe that Jennifer Aniston was voted as the sexiest bikini body by the magazine Parade. To me she deserves it as she is just so sexy in every way. She has a great style too and a kind person

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