Paula Abdul freaks out at LAX

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According to, Paula Abdul had her bi-monthly meltdown the other day at LAX,

“She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled ‘Poltergeist’ voice. She kept screaming three names over and over — Michael, Sidney and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

The Poltergeist voice explains a lot -we had a hunch Paula’s plastic bod has been possessed by an unearthly spirit for some time, but now we’re sure of it. You’re in our prayers Paula.

Comments (3) “Paula Abdul freaks out at LAX”

DAREiSAYJanuary 9, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

I met paula in my dreams once

marky markJanuary 9, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

Blaahhh! funny shit

marky mark
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