Derober

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Dee:
According to Tipster.com, Paula Abdul had her bi-monthly meltdown the other day at LAX,

“She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled ‘Poltergeist’ voice. She kept screaming three names over and over — Michael, Sidney and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

The Poltergeist voice explains a lot -we had a hunch Paula’s plastic bod has been possessed by an unearthly spirit for some time, but now we’re sure of it. You’re in our prayers Paula.