Derober Exclusive: Britney still has deep pockets. Where is she going?

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Say what you want about the girl’s mental condition, Britney is also crazy-rich. Britney and the guy using her left the Van Nuys airport yesterday for a destination unknown. Rumor has it, she left for New York but our sources (who work at the airport) can’t confirm that. We think Britney is hitching a ride down to Cape Canaveral, Florida, where NASA has agreed to launch her to Neptune for $10 million. Britney wants to “visit friends.” Good luck!
Is it just me or is Britney starting to look better? She’s got a shiny new man and a nice ride. Things are looking up, Brit. If you haven’t heard yet, Britney is also running for President!

Comments (4) “Derober Exclusive: Britney still has deep pockets. Where is she going?”

Dee RoberJanuary 10, 2008 @ 9:25 am

I hear she might be in Mexico!?

Dee Rober
STARgirlJanuary 10, 2008 @ 9:38 am

Wow. that’s awesome! where will she pop u?

LEE13January 10, 2008 @ 9:38 am

Join the mile high club!

MR. BIGGLESWORTHJanuary 10, 2008 @ 9:39 am

OK! I can’t wait to see what happens next

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