Eminem has Prader Willies

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Rapper Eminem, aka Slim Shady, ain’t too slim these days. After a bout of pneumonia over the holidays, Marshall Mathers was released from a Detroit (what!) hospital and his weight has soared to over 200 L-B’s. We won’t see Eminem on Celebrity Fit Club anytime soon as he vows to get back in shape before he really lets himself go. He recently told TMZ,

“I went through a little slacking phase, but I just got back into my regimen last week. So, I eat some nachos, and drink a Mountain Dew, and then I go hit the gym ’cause I just know I F#*@ked up.”

Sounds like a solid plan dipshit -don’t worry about your cholesterol or heart disease.

P.S.
The layman’s Definition of Prader Willie Syndrome is : when a person’s stomach doesn’t tell the brain when it’s full. YOUR ALWAYS HUNGRY, THUS ALWAYS EATING!!! Most patients have to chain their refrigerator shut.

Comments (3) “Eminem has Prader Willies”

rayJanuary 10, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

I hope that no-talent pusswad eats himself into a coma

Say What?!January 10, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

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marky markJanuary 10, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

No fucking way! that’s hysterical

marky mark

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