Derober

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Dee:
Michelle Rodriguez was released early after only serving 17 of her 180 day sentence (weak). But according to US weekly she didn’t receive any special treatment–nor did she want any. One of the correction officers said, “she asked to work…she said she wanted a job and didn’t want to be isolated like other celebs.” And apparently it’s standard procedure to release a prisoner early due to overcrowding if they display good behavior. Congrats Michelle, just remember you can still be sent back to prison.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is true, I did some time up in Fort Wayne for molesting a chicken and I was released in like a day. Crazy right??