Exclusive-ish photos of Christina and Nicole’s babies…the way we see it

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January 14th, 2008

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Dee:
In case you haven’t heard, Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera both just gave birth to babies over the weekend. Christina birthed a beautiful baby boy named Max Liron. Max is actually a white baby but we just watched ‘Soul Plane’ and fell in love with Snoop Dog all over again. Nicole birthed a satanic darling baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. The two parents are still in the midst of negotiating a potential baby-swap.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I’d take Leroy. He will grow up to host his own successful reality TV show entitled Call Me White and I’ll Call You Dead . The show will go into syndication and firmly cement his status as the richest man ever to have been birthed by a mountain goat.

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Comments (5)

Comments (5) “Exclusive-ish photos of Christina and Nicole’s babies…the way we see it”

Dee Rober — January 14, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

Bob, I think you need to could your head checked out. I’m serious…get help

Dee Rober
Bob 'The Bitch' — January 14, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

Last time I went to therapy the horse bucked and I left unsatified ;)

Bob 'The Bitch'
student4rent — January 15, 2008 @ 2:03 am

Haaa. wow. u guys are fucking assholes

ME TIME — January 15, 2008 @ 2:04 am

Which baby will get arrested first. My money is on Richie’s kid

marky mark — January 15, 2008 @ 2:08 am

where do you come up with these names? hysterical

marky mark

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