Is that Katie Holmes?

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January 15th, 2008

~Roll mouse over photo to derobe~

Dee:
Wait, no. That’s the crack of my ass. Honestly, I think the girl is beautiful. But we at Derober have little tolerance for Katie or her parade of Scientology handlers. Katie was supposed to host The View to promote her new film Mad Money but dropped out at the very last second.

John:
We have a really easy scale of rating women at Derober. For example, on a scale of 1 to 10, let’s say you’re a 9 1/2. Now, if you’re a Scientologist, just subtract eight million points. Easy, huh?
Holy Shit! This just in. A Tom Cruise Scientology video has just been smuggled into Gawker. The Scientologists are threatening to sue if Gawker doesn’t remove the video and Gawker is refusing! Tom openly discusses Scientology in the video and comes off like a mad man. CLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS MUTHERF%*#ING VIDEO!

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Comments (5)

Comments (5) “Is that Katie Holmes?”

Dee Rober — January 15, 2008 @ 12:30 pm

God, i love a good ass joke.

Dee Rober
IH8U — January 15, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

you guys r assholes. Scientology is a good religion and can help people.

BILL Y. — January 15, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

Why don’t you help yourself to a warm glass of shut the hell up.

DAMON12 — January 15, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

If you guys take one more crack at scientology… I’m going to pee my pants laughing.

marky mark — January 15, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

you’re all going to be sorry when our leader Xenu returns to posit Operating Thetan level III (OT III), and kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it.

marky mark

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