Breaking: Police called to Britney’s home (again)

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Just about two hours ago at 10:30, the police were called (back) to Britney Spears’ house. The details are just coming in. Hold for something really cool and wonderful…

Sorry, Brit did not go to jail or back to the asylum hospital, but several paparazzi were arrested for reckless driving outside her crib. After the madness died down, Brit went on a midnight shoppings spree at Kitson (yes, she made them open the store for her highness) with lover Adnan and some random dude named The Chad.

Note: we added “The” to Chad’s name as he is most likely a douche considering the company he keeps.

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