Derober

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Photo courtesy of thesuperficial.com.

Dee:
According to thesuperficial.com, Britney Spears’ friend Sam Lufti called Ryan Seacrest today to clear up a few of the rumors that had surfaced about Britney. Britney helped answer questions during the LIVE interview by shouting out answers from her shower–while taking a shower. When asked by Seacrest why Britney was taking a shower during an interview Britney shouted, “I stink, ’cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!” Sam also revealed that the pregnancy test rumor was a hoax created by Britney and Adnan themselves. “I don’t know if they even bought one,” Lutfi said. “I think they were just [expletive] around.” Lutfi explained she doesn’t want to get pregnant. “No, no, no, no, no, no,” he said. “No, not at all.” Asked if she plans to marry Ghalib, Lutfi said: “No, that’s not true.”
Thanks Britney. Thanks for giving us a completely new story by just being yourself.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I haven’t smelled trout like that since..well….the last time I caught trout. Niche once said, “If it smells like salmon keep on slamming. If it smells like trout, get the F*%# on out.” Words to live by.

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