Scientology: A Family Portrait

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Exclusive Scientology Family Portrait! Only on
(we’ve been told this portrait hangs in the lobby of the Church of Scientology)

From Left to Right: Giovanni Ribisi, Beck, Kirstie Alley, Jason Lee, Greta Van Susteren, Danny Masterson, Suri Cruise, Kohn Travolta, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Isaac Hayes, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley.

We all knew that Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta were Scientologists, but there are a lot more celebrities worshiping Xenu than we thought…

Click on Thumbnail below to view larger (family) photo and pass it on to your friends . . . or else!

Here is a full list of Celebrity Scientologists:

* Kirstie Alley, actress, winner of 2 Emmys, 2 People’s Choice Awards, and a Golden Globe Award
* Anne Archer, actress (her son, Tom Davis, runs the Los Angeles Celebrity Centre)
* Jennifer Aspen, actress
* James Stacy Barbour, Broadway actor
* Lynsey Bartilson, actress , raised Scientologist
* Beck, musician, winner of 3 Grammy Awards, raised Scientologist
* Catherine Bell, actress
* Karen Black, actress
* Sonny Bono (deceased 1998), musician and member of U.S. House of Representatives (R-Palm Springs)
* David Campbell, musician, composer, arranger
* Nancy Cartwright, voice over artist, most famous as the voice of Bart Simpson, for which she won an Emmy
* Kate Ceberano, actress and musician, People’s Choice Award winner
* Erika Christensen, actress, raised Scientologist
* Chick Corea, musician, winner of multiple Grammy Awards
* Tom Cruise, actor, winner of 3 Golden Globe Awards
* Sky Dayton, founder and Chairman of the Board of EarthLink
* Doug Dohring, ex-owner of Neopets
* Jason Dohring, actor from Veronica Mars, raised Scientologist
* Bodhi Elfman, actor
* Jenna Elfman, actress, most famous for Dharma and Greg, for which she won a Golden Globe
* Richard Elfman, writer and director
* Doug E. Fresh, actor and musician
* Kenton Gray, car and motorcycle race driver
* Paul Haggis, director, Academy Award winner
* Isaac Hayes, musician and actor, winner of an Academy Award and 2 Grammy Awards. Was the voice of “Chef” on South Park
* Katie Holmes, actress (born and raised Catholic), introduced to Scientology by Tom Cruise while they were courting.
* Nicky Hopkins, musician who performed with the Grateful Dead, the Rolling Stones, Jefferson Airplane, and others (deceased 1994)
* Tyler Hynes, actor
* Mark Isham, musician
* Milton Katselas, acting teacher
* Jason Lee, actor (“My Name Is Earl”, “Mallrats”) and professional skateboarder
* Geoffrey Lewis, actor
* Johnny Lewis, actor
* Juliette Lewis, actress, singer
* Christopher Masterson, actor from Malcolm in the Middle, raised Scientologist
* Danny Masterson, actor from That 70’s Show, raised Scientologist
* Peter Medak, director
* Jim Meskimen, actor and improviser
* Julia Migenes, American soprano opera singer
* Sofia Milos, actress (CSI: Miami)
* Haywood Nelson, actor
* Corin Nemec, actor (played Jonas Quinn on Stargate SG-1.)
* Marisol Nichols, actress (“24”)
* Judy Norton, actress and musician
* James Packer, the 2nd richest man in Australia
* Eduardo Palomo (deceased 2003), actor
* Michael Peña, actor
* David Pomeranz, singer/songwriter, Emmy Award winner
* Laura Prepon, actress
* Lisa Marie Presley, singer, Michael Jackson’s ex-wife, and daughter of Elvis Presley
* Priscilla Presley, actress and ex-wife of Elvis Presley
* Kelly Preston, actress and John Travolta’s wife
* Leah Remini, actress
* Patrick Renna, actor
* Ernie Reyes, Jr., actor
* Giovanni Ribisi, actor, raised Scientologist
* Marissa Ribisi, actress, wife of Beck Hansen, sister of Giovanni Ribisi, raised Scientologist
* Ruddy Rodriguez, actress
* Pablo Santos, actor (deceased 2006)
* Billy Sheehan, rock bassist
* Reed Slatkin, criminal Ponzi scheme perpetrator
* Will Smith, actor, bad rapper
* Michelle Stafford, actress, winner of 2 Emmy Awards
* Ethan Suplee, actor
* John Travolta, actor, Golden Globe Award winner
* Greta Van Susteren, host of On the Record with Greta Van Susteren on Fox News Channel
* Persia White, actress
* Edgar Winter, musician
Finally, Woody Harrelson is too busy these days to be a Scientologist. Love the Wood.

Comments (9) “Scientology: A Family Portrait”

Bob 'The Bitch'January 21, 2008 @ 1:08 pm

Is that Derober John on the roof? Oh..wait…its an alien. Sorry, sorry everybody, it’s just an alien.

Bob 'The Bitch'
Dee RoberJanuary 21, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

holy hilarious

Dee Rober
HOLYshizJanuary 21, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

Wow. this picture is crazy. nuts. love it!

urMOMJanuary 21, 2008 @ 2:26 pm

This photo is real. it was taken on the Z-1A moon orbiting Jupiter

DaisyJanuary 21, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

I like Tom. Who cares?

marky markJanuary 21, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

Is there really a Celebrity Center?!

marky mark
jannabethJanuary 21, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

Celebrity Centre does exist marky mark. i wouldn’t recommend going there. Looks all pretty and fun from the outside, but then you get sucked in.

KiwiGirlJanuary 22, 2008 @ 2:52 am

Greta Van Susteren – are you kidding me??? What the f*ck is wrong with these people? They are taking over showbiz!!!

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