Britney Spears’ parenting manual. Part 1 of 3

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Dee:
If you’re one of the millions wondering why Britney Spears is such a terrible mother, look no further. When Britney was pregnant with her first child, Sean Preston, she was giving an instruction manual on how to raise children by an Armenian bag lady titled, Keeping Baby Fitnessed and Breathing. We have obtained a copy of the pamphlet for a three-part series called ,”Baby uh-oh.”
This could not have come at a worse time as Britney and Lindsay Lohan have announced their intentions to run for President.

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Comments (8) “Britney Spears’ parenting manual. Part 1 of 3”

Dee RoberJanuary 24, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

i haven’t stopped laughing all day

Dee Rober
PETEJanuary 24, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

NO FUCKING WAY! THAT IS SO DISTURBINGLY HILARIOUS!

MARYd.on UJanuary 24, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

Fucking hysterical! fucking hys-terical

MR. BIGGLESWORTHJanuary 24, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

The kid in the dryer is a personal fav.

Alexa11January 24, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

rflmao. no way

marky markJanuary 24, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

i want part 2 and 3 now!

marky mark
rayJanuary 24, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

i think my parents used the same manual. (I am writing this comment from a gutter covered in raccoon shit)

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