Nobody is going to buy Ashlee Simpson’s surgery story

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After seeing the support Ashley Tisdale received after coming clean about her nose surgery, Ashlee Simpson’s greedy piece-of-shit father/manager decided to try and sell Ashlee’s story to the press about a week ago. There are still no takers.
There are no takers because this is old news. Ashlee’s dad is trying to throw his daughter’s nose into a microwave to reheat it in time for her new single to drop. What’s worse is Daddy Simpson tried to sell it!  Nobody would have taken it if they gave it away for free! We heard through the grapevine that Derober is one of Ashlee’s favorite blogs so Ashlee, if you’re reading this, that weight around your ankle has a name, Joe Simpson.

Comments (4) “Nobody is going to buy Ashlee Simpson’s surgery story”

Dee RoberJanuary 28, 2008 @ 2:52 am

haa. that picture still makes me laugh

Dee Rober
Mr. BigglesworthJanuary 28, 2008 @ 10:11 am

I think she looks better with the nose!

LAURA22January 28, 2008 @ 10:12 am

She looks sooo much better without that beak

Say What?!January 28, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

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