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Dee:
Shit has gone down again. At 9:30 PM Britney and Sam Lufti got in a very big fight. This fight continued until Britney was sitting on the curb outside her gated community crying while Sam continued his verbal assault. It’s best these things happen in public after all. Britney then called scumbag #2, Adnon, to come over and help her out. In the meantime, Britney decided it was time to go to Ralph’s supermarket for some hate shopping. Don’t worry, Felipe Teixeira (paparazzi) gave her a ride.
When she got back to the gated community at 9:50 PM, Adnon had arrived and the two met outside the gate. We don’t know yet what was discussed. Britney’s parents showed up at the house and, of course, the police.
Then Ronald McDonald arrived and things got awkward. Ronald, it seems, has been having an affair with one of Britney’s alter ego’s, Margo, a British bartender. Adnon has been sleeping with Margo as well behind Ronald’s back. Apparently, Adnon was only allowed to have sex with Britney as the arrangement goes, not Margo. Ronald gave Adnon the back of his strong pimp hand and all hell broke loose. Adnon’s paparazzi friends joined in beat McDonald within an inch of his life because their coffee is too hot. McDonald’s rep could not be reached for comment. Details to come…

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