Derober

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Dee:
It’s no small secret the Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon again. The NY Daily News reported that The recovering addict knocked back “at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn. Here is where things get clown-shoes hysterical. One of Lilo’s friends gave the following quote regarding Lindsay’s relapse.

“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail.”

John:
Everybody knows that you just have to put your head down and plow ahead with these addictions. If some glass of vodka is pissing you off, you have to take that vodka and show it who’s boss. This might go all night so bring plenty of chasers. Whatever happens, keep your feet moving. Don’t stop working.

(This will surely hurt her chances to become V.P. of the United States.)

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