Uma Thurman goes on vacation… with baggage.

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January 29th, 2008

~Roll mouse over photo to derobe~

Dee:
It seems that Bob “the Bitch” has stowed away in Uma’s luggage (again). His advancements are always thwarted. We don’t know if it’s because Bob’s only 9 inches tall or because he wears a Nixon mask all day; or possibly a combination of the two. We may never know.
John:
At 9″tall, is Bob’s penis visible to the human eye?

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Comments (2) “Uma Thurman goes on vacation… with baggage.”

jannabeth — January 29, 2008 @ 6:35 pm

hmm i’d say it’s not. perhaps try with a microscope?

jannabeth
Bob 'The Bitch' — January 30, 2008 @ 4:16 am

I was gonna go with the “Stay classy San Diego” approach, but screw it. My girth is so vast that it is literally eclipsing everyone’s eyes on earth. Only from space can you truly appreciate the vast significance which is my penis.
BOOYAH!

Bob 'The Bitch'

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