Bart Simpson is Branded

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Nancy Cartwright, otherwise known as the voice of Bart Simpson, has reportedly made the plunge into Scientology. According to Nancy donated 10 million dollars for Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth. In Scientology terms that means to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior. Her 10 million is the largest donation on record. It’s more than doubles Tom’s 5 million.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
By ‘Tom’s’, are you referring to Tom Cruise? You have to be specific Dee or I’m never gonna understand you. When people think of Scientology, Tom Cruise doesn’t just pop in their heads. That would be like thinking of a dog when you heard the word ‘bark’ or thinking of the sun when someone said ‘our star’. These word associations are just too difficult for the laymen to comprehend.


Comments (2) “Bart Simpson is Branded”

Say What?!January 31, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

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Nonchalant SavantFebruary 5, 2008 @ 1:38 pm

If Tommy gave $5 mil, how can Nancy’s $10 mil “more than doubles” his donation?

Do scientology funds miraculously defy the laws of mathematics?

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