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Dee:
Not surprisingly the forth season of Zoey 101 will NOT be canceled due to Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy and greed. Nickelodeon has decided that it’s cool to be a pregnant Tween. In fact, they are encouraging all NON-pregnant, unmarried, young ladies ages 12-17 to get knocked up as soon as possible. You’re not in the “in-crowd” unless you have at least one bastard.

Leo:
On a serious note, when asked how the network will deal with Jamie’s growing waistline, the brilliant writers at Nickelodeon have written in a scene where Jamie gets a bug bite and swells up. No joke.