Britney really needs more attention

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As everyone knows by now Britney Spears has been committed to the insane asylum UCLA Medical Center. And here are some of the grim details of what her stay will entail according to x17online.
According to the source:

# Britney will be held for at least 72 hours, and up to 14 days if the LA County officer deems her a danger to herself and others.

# Britney will be supervised around the clock by nurses and security, unable to even bathe by herself.

# Over the first few days, Britney will be encouraged to sleep as much as possible, and will be administered sleeping pills, as well as Ativan (an anti-anxiety medication) to help her do so. Meds are doled out three times a day.

# Visitors are allowed to come one hour a day during the week, between 6:30 and 7:30, but on the weekends the stay is extended from 1-3. Visitors are allowed to bring food (although our source says UCLA’s food is pretty decent!) but they cannot keep it or any other contraband (sharp objects, razors, etc.) in their rooms.

# The psych ward consists of two wings, with 10 rooms each. Although there are 2 beds per room, it’s doubtful that Britney is sharing with anyone. None of the rooms have televisions, although there is a tv in the common area.

# The patients are divided into two categories: addicts and bi-polars, with the highest risk patients restrained by wristbands in their beds.

# Our source said that most of the patients are from 18-50 years old, with at least half of the residents were considered high risk, and therefore restrained.

# The ward is an extremely “tough” environment to live in, with patients getting quite agitated and screams being heard all hours of the night. Our source said there were also many fights that broke out in the common area, due to general paranoia, not to mention the fact that many patients are detoxing.

# After the first few days, Britney will most likely be put on Depakote Seroquel and Lithium for the bi-polar, and Ativan for anti-anxiety.

# A doctor will pay Britney a visit once a day, asking her questions like “are you able to sleep?” “Are you hearing voices?” “Are you paranoid?” “Do you feel like harming yourself?” “Do you think about committing suicide?”

# Britney will not be allowed outside during the first 72 hours, after that, she’ll be allowed to visit an outdoor court for one hour a day, at 3pm.

# There are several different groups to keep patients busy throughout the day, including Arts & Crafts, as well as a group called “Journal”, where patients are encouraged to read the newspapers to keep up on current events and life on the outside.

# She’s allowed to be in her own clothes, with a green, hospital issue robe worn on top, and nothing else but a wristband that contains her social security number and her date of admittance

But if you want my opinion, I think Britney just needs more attention.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
We actually took this after-photo ourselves. It was in NO way tampered with or manipulated via photoshop.

Comments (3) “Britney really needs more attention”

Dee RoberJanuary 31, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

No words can describe how disturbed our lil’ Derobers are

Dee Rober
Bob 'The Bitch'January 31, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

How about ‘Brilliant’ for starters.

Bob 'The Bitch'
g-manNovember 25, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

she still has a great body!!!!!!!!

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