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Dee:
Everyone was buzzing yesterday about whether or not Lindsay Lohan would finally get her hands on a Razzie Award. With just a handful of shit-tastic celebrities to choose from only one would receive the praised “worst actress award” and lo and behold it was Lindsay. Lohan received multiple nominations at this year’s Razzies, but none so important as the worst actress nod for her work (or lack thereof) in I Know Who Killed Me. Razzies founder John Wilson said about the movie that it, “played like a cross between the torture tale Hostel and The Patty Duke Show.” So you know it must’ve been one special movie.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Yeah, special. It’s special in the same way Derober John is “special” from a frontal lobe injury he received years ago when a horse bucked on him. He mostly drools and sputters sentence fragments nowadays. But we love him for his childish smile and exuberance. It inspires some of our greatest posts.

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Photo courtesy of thesuperficial.com.

Dee:
According to thesuperficial.com, Britney Spears’ friend Sam Lufti called Ryan Seacrest today to clear up a few of the rumors that had surfaced about Britney. Britney helped answer questions during the LIVE interview by shouting out answers from her shower–while taking a shower. When asked by Seacrest why Britney was taking a shower during an interview Britney shouted, “I stink, ’cause I’m a human being. Shut the door, I’m nasty!” Sam also revealed that the pregnancy test rumor was a hoax created by Britney and Adnan themselves. “I don’t know if they even bought one,” Lutfi said. “I think they were just [expletive] around.” Lutfi explained she doesn’t want to get pregnant. “No, no, no, no, no, no,” he said. “No, not at all.” Asked if she plans to marry Ghalib, Lutfi said: “No, that’s not true.”
Thanks Britney. Thanks for giving us a completely new story by just being yourself.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
I haven’t smelled trout like that since..well….the last time I caught trout. Niche once said, “If it smells like salmon keep on slamming. If it smells like trout, get the F*%# on out.” Words to live by.

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Dee:
There is a girl on craigslist selling a “vagina couch”. For $600 it’s yours today. If we lived 3 hours north of San Francisco, it would be in my living room right now. You have to read the posting. It’s funny and somewhat disturbing…

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Dee:
Proof positive that the Derobers will never grow up. The only thing good I can say here is that I love those boots.
John:
I’m really happy that Rachel loves balls. I knew she did. Peace of mind is very important for me.

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