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Fast forward to about 2:14 and watch as Miley ducks under a trench coat into a secret door. Half a second later a body double pops out of another secret door in the same outfit and finishes the set. So I guess that means she lip-syncs too….

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Rapper Eminem, aka Slim Shady, ain’t too slim these days. After a bout of pneumonia over the holidays, Marshall Mathers was released from a Detroit (what!) hospital and his weight has soared to over 200 L-B’s. We won’t see Eminem on Celebrity Fit Club anytime soon as he vows to get back in shape before he really lets himself go. He recently told TMZ,

“I went through a little slacking phase, but I just got back into my regimen last week. So, I eat some nachos, and drink a Mountain Dew, and then I go hit the gym ’cause I just know I F#*@ked up.”

Sounds like a solid plan dipshit -don’t worry about your cholesterol or heart disease.

P.S.
The layman’s Definition of Prader Willie Syndrome is : Continue Reading: Eminem has Prader Willies

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Although bumf#*@k Arkansas may seem like a foreign country planet, it doesn’t mean you don’t tip there. But if you are Jamie Lynn Spears, I guess you are exempt from American common courtesy. According to Pagesix, Jamie left La Carreta mexican restaurant without leaving a dime for a tip.

“Jamie is not well-liked here,”

says waitress Brittanie Heaney, who makes just $2.37 an hour. She’s definitely pinching every penny she owns to pay for her bastard child now that her “career” is over.

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Dee:
Michelle Rodriguez was released early after only serving 17 of her 180 day sentence (weak). But according to US weekly she didn’t receive any special treatment–nor did she want any. One of the correction officers said, “she asked to work…she said she wanted a job and didn’t want to be isolated like other celebs.” And apparently it’s standard procedure to release a prisoner early due to overcrowding if they display good behavior. Congrats Michelle, just remember you can still be sent back to prison.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
This is true, I did some time up in Fort Wayne for molesting a chicken and I was released in like a day. Crazy right??

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Dee:
Say what you want about the girl’s mental condition, Britney is also crazy-rich. Britney and the guy using her left the Van Nuys airport yesterday for a destination unknown. Rumor has it, she left for New York but our sources (who work at the airport) can’t confirm that. We think Britney is hitching a ride down to Cape Canaveral, Florida, where NASA has agreed to launch her to Neptune for $10 million. Britney wants to “visit friends.” Good luck!
John:
Is it just me or is Britney starting to look better? She’s got a shiny new man and a nice ride. Things are looking up, Brit. If you haven’t heard yet, Britney is also running for President!

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