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Dee:
Not good, not good. The Derobers are going with a pants-off theme today. No reason, it’s just funny. So Doc Phil is parading around town discussing his private interventions with Britney. He had also advertised an entire episode devoted to the Spears’ family (since been scrapped). And that sending Britney’s redneck family back to Wal-Mart for extra shotguns. Pop Cruch dishes:

“Family spokeswoman Lou Taylor, a business manager for mother Lynne and daughter Jamie Lynn Spears, appeared on Wednesday’s Today and said that the family never planned to do a show with Dr. Phil, despite his claims to the contrary.
“He was not invited to make this a public display,” Lou said.
“They were taken advantage of, they are people who love their daughter and need support.”

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Dee:
According to Tipster.com, Paula Abdul had her bi-monthly meltdown the other day at LAX,

“She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled ‘Poltergeist’ voice. She kept screaming three names over and over — Michael, Sidney and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn’t care.”

The Poltergeist voice explains a lot -we had a hunch Paula’s plastic bod has been possessed by an unearthly spirit for some time, but now we’re sure of it. You’re in our prayers Paula.

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Dee:
Whether this is true or not, there is a funny rumor going around that ‘Friends’-less star Jennifer Aniston wants a baby bad. How bad you ask?? Bad enough that she’s shopping the semen superhighway looking for a sperm donor. According to damnimcute, a source close to Aniston said,

“With her biological clock now ticking urgently, Jen’s weighing up the relative qualities of all her male friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as a sperm donor.

“Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she’s reached a decision, she’ll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn’t want marriage - just babies.”

“While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she’s still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with nursery all fitted out, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one of whom she’ll soon pick to be a daddy.”

The list of semen suitors include boyfriend Jason Lewis and ex-boyfriends Paul Sculfor and Vince “Family Friendly” Vaughn.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Jennifer, a source close to me said I, “rock the casbah”. Look no further for a donor, for I am your man

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Dee:
Love looks much better at the premiere of ‘27 Dresses.’ This is one of her first public appearances since ‘the fat-ass incident.’ And I think she looks beautiful.
John:
I think we should leave the girl alone unless it suits us to laugh at her. Fair enough?

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