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Dee:
Nancy Cartwright, otherwise known as the voice of Bart Simpson, has reportedly made the plunge into Scientology. According to Perezhilton.com Nancy donated 10 million dollars for Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth. In Scientology terms that means to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior. Her 10 million is the largest donation on record. It’s more than doubles Tom’s 5 million.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
By ‘Tom’s’, are you referring to Tom Cruise? You have to be specific Dee or I’m never gonna understand you. When people think of Scientology, Tom Cruise doesn’t just pop in their heads. That would be like thinking of a dog when you heard the word ‘bark’ or thinking of the sun when someone said ‘our star’. These word associations are just too difficult for the laymen to comprehend.

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Ryan Gosling receives a major award (not a bowling alley either) STAB

Denise Richards named worst bond girl ever. BEDHEAD

A ‘Who Wore it Better’ for the ages. AYYYY

The fattest 7 year old I’ve seen in a long time. POSTGAY

The joke of the day (Clintons) MANNPILL

For all the latest Natalie Portman news. NP

Katherine Heigl still smoking hot. OBSESSED

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Dee:
This is just coming it. Perez Hilton is claiming that a video has just been sold to “one of the big news shows” which contains footage of Heath helping himself to a tray of unnatural delights. While taking the drugs, Heath says:

“I’m gonna get so much shit from my girlfriend,” Ledger is seen saying in the vid.
Why, he’s asked.
“We have a baby together…matilda matilda rose.”

We’ll keep you posted on this story as it develops.
UPDATE: ET and The Insider will be broadcasting the footage taken at the CHATEAU MARMONT. 

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Dee:
Not surprisingly the forth season of Zoey 101 will NOT be canceled due to Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy and greed. Nickelodeon has decided that it’s cool to be a pregnant Tween. In fact, they are encouraging all NON-pregnant, unmarried, young ladies ages 12-17 to get knocked up as soon as possible. You’re not in the “in-crowd” unless you have at least one bastard.

Leo:
On a serious note, when asked how the network will deal with Jamie’s growing waistline, the brilliant writers at Nickelodeon have written in a scene where Jamie gets a bug bite and swells up. No joke.

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Tom Cruise will be the first to receive a limited edition Ducati: the Desmosedici RR.
Only 1,500 of these bad ass Moto GP replica racing bikes will be made and Tom Cruise gets the first one -for no reason.
The bike costs $72,500…but I wonder if boy-wonder actually has to pay for it considering the press Ducati is getting…hmmm
Cruise will be able to eclipse speed of over 200 MPH on the crotch rocket and our fingers are crossed he doesn’t wreck it -it would be a shame to scratch such a fine machine.

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