Vanessa: Learn from my mistakes

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Dee:
Vanessa Hudgens
was being thoughtful when she reminded Seventeen magazine about her nudie pics that we almost forgot about. Fact: Hudgens loved the press and her smokin’ buck-naked pics being tossed around the internet like a hot potato. There is no other reason to re-hash such a “traumatic” event other than to re-hype it with an interview. According to MSN, she told Seventeen mag,

“It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened,” she sniffles to the magazine. “I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions.”

So let the Google Image search begin (again), remember Vanessa is spelled with 2 S’s: “Vanessa Hudgens Nude”.

Should ‘Ratatouille’ get a Best Picture Oscar nom?

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Dee:
The best reviewed film of the year might make a play for ‘Best Picture’ at this year’s Academy Awards…and it might not. The only thing stopping ‘Rat‘ is its owner, Pixar and Disney. Can you believe that Ratatouille is Ratatouille’s own worst enemy (I just always wanted to say that)? Pixar is worried that a push for ‘Best Picture’ will hurt its chances for winning ‘Best Animated Picture.’

John:
I loved this movie. It’s one of my favs. I hope the Disney/Pixar execs take their balls out of the wife’s purses and give it a go. Give the little rat a chance.

What happened last night at Britney’s house???

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Dee:
This is where the line between celebrity gossip and heart breaking news is blurred. There’s no sense making a mockery out of this story so I’ll just get down to it. Last night around 7 PM TMZ reported that Britney Spearsā€˜ Beverly Hills home was surrounded by police cars, fire trucks, an ambulance and a police chopper after Britney refused to give up her two kids, as per court orders, to K-Fed’s bodyguard. After a four hour stand-off between Britney and the cops, which drew the the likes of Britney’s lawyers, K-fed, and the rest of the media world, Britney finally released her kids to Ferderline and the LAPD. It is around this time that the cops realized that Britney was ” under the influence of an unknown substance”. Continue Reading: What happened last night at Britney’s house???

What does Britney Murphy really look like?

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Dee:

God, celeb retouches are my favorite posts. I feel so much better about myself now.
John:
Easy there, turbo. I think she’s detouched a little bit as well. I like Britney. I saw her eating a hot dog once at Pink’s, scout’s honor… and it was sorta’ hot in a really weird way.

More Juice Please….

Larry Birkhead is the poor man’s playboy (Ayyyy)

Lilly Allen is…beautiful (Bedhead)

Just go to DListed because it’s an awesome site.

Carrie Underwood, take it or leave it (fugyourself)

Depp named biggest moneymaker of ‘07 (Daily Stab)

Lohan is still broke (Mollygood)

Photos of Natalie Portman from her new film (NataliePortman)