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Dee:
I don’t know what’s happening here and I don’t care.
John:
This is sooo cool. Good little Paris. You’re autographing a poster of yourself endorsing a canned champaign. And you did it AAALLL BY YOURSELF!

(Holy Candy has a great parody of the ad campaign)

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Dee:
Alison Jackson’s new book, Confidential, sets out to prove that the camera does lie. The celebrities in this gallery are perfect lookalikes, but our mind sees what it wants. The pictures are hysterical as well. Enjoy Derober, the World’s First Rollover Blog! (Unrelated note, Dane Cook just did something dumb. Check it out.)

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There are plenty more pictures! Continue Reading: Celebrity double-take.

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Dee:
Yesterday, celebrity r-tard Britney Spears missed yet another court ordered appearance. In case anyone is counting, that is Britney’s fifth no-show to court (and counting). And not surprisingly so, Britney’s lawyers have now filed a motion to quit her legal team after her latest no show. But where was Britney Wednesday during her disposition you ask? She was out aimlessly driving around LA trying to find her sanity. Sources have told us she is still looking.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BRITNEY A DULL GIRL.
Yeah, that’s right I made a Shining reference. Britney would eat her own children if she could find em–Fact.

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Photo courtesy of pagesix.com.

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Dee:
Avril Lavigne was paid low six figures to host Planet Hollywood’s New Year’s bash at Prive ($150,000-$200,000 is her current appearance fee). Prive means ‘private’ in French. Avril means ‘dream dumpster’ in French. Just FYI. Avril’s hosting duties included ‘helping with countdown to midnight’ and ‘popping champaign bottles.’ Tough, but somebody’s gotta’ do it.
John:
For $200,000 I would have cleaned the toilets with my tongue at the end of the night. Damn you, Dream Dumpster!

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