Derober

Momma Spears is back in LA (stab)

Sarah Jessica Parker is a tranny prostitute bag lady (bedhead)

A picture of Gisele you just gotta’ see (mannpill)

Jennifer Garner is normal and that kinda’ sucks (Ayyyy)

Yes, Britney’s ugly boob popped out today (monkey)

Really solid SAG coverage here (obsessed)

Britney Spears Exclusive! (postgay)

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Dee:
While in prison Amy’s bo Blake Fielder-Civil wrote a letter to his father in regards to Amy’s addiction to drugs. According to News of the World, Blake hoped that rehab would get Amy off of her $1,000 a day coke and crack addiction. Blake went on:

“I want Amy to grab this opportunity in rehab so we can have a marriage and future together. Because the way she’s going I really fear I will come out of prison to no wife.
“I dread my cell door being opened and the chaplain informing me, ‘Amy’s dead.’
“I have that nightmare three or four times a week.

We’re all hoping that Amy spends that money each day on shoes. Not drugs.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Actually, she’d be well-advised to spend that money on cosmetic make-up and better whigs. Believe me, we’ve all seen her without it.

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My sister Emily went to her prom in a dress made out of duct tape -cause that’s goofy and why the hell not.
Ellen Pompeo showed up at the SAG Awards in a dress made out of aluminum foil -cause that’s comfortable and why the hell?! The Deroberss are not fashionista’s like the gofugyourself.com dynamic duo, but we do know when your outfit is made out of consumer cooking products. Please.

**we also know this is one of our more retarded posts, but we think it is funny and that’s all that matters -now gofugyourself!

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‘nough said…

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Dee:
There were rumors that Juno’s Ellen Page attended the SAG awards last night. Derober’s cameras may have spotted her, but her translucent skin made it hard to tell if it was actually her or Casper.

Leo:
Is it “Shitty Joke Monday” Dee? I never got the memo. Don’t knock Ellen’s paste-tastic skin -albino’s are cool…just look at Nicole Kidman…and ME!

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Next month’s issue of Blender features a pre-f@#*cked-my-life-up photo of Britney Spears. Ahh the good old days…
It doesn’t take a fifth grader to know that the human body in this photo IS NOT Brit. Derober found the exclusive body double that was used. We don’t know who the “model” is but can anyone spell Bengal?

I do give kudos to Blender for their ballsy cover copy, “How will it end?”

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