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Dee:
Shit has gone down again. At 9:30 PM Britney and Sam Lufti got in a very big fight. This fight continued until Britney was sitting on the curb outside her gated community crying while Sam continued his verbal assault. It’s best these things happen in public after all. Continue Reading: The many faces of Britney’s Monday night.

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Dee:
Surrounded by clingers-on and paparazzi, Britney Spears is unraveling… and she’s doing it in public. Advice? Hmph. A reporter once asked Bette Davis to dispense some advice for aspiring actresses coming to Hollywood. She thought about it for a second and said, “Always take Fountain.” More profound words were never uttered. Unfortunately, that advice is f*#^ing useless here.

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Momma Spears is back in LA (stab)

Sarah Jessica Parker is a tranny prostitute bag lady (bedhead)

A picture of Gisele you just gotta’ see (mannpill)

Jennifer Garner is normal and that kinda’ sucks (Ayyyy)

Yes, Britney’s ugly boob popped out today (monkey)

Really solid SAG coverage here (obsessed)

Britney Spears Exclusive! (postgay)

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Dee:
While in prison Amy’s bo Blake Fielder-Civil wrote a letter to his father in regards to Amy’s addiction to drugs. According to News of the World, Blake hoped that rehab would get Amy off of her $1,000 a day coke and crack addiction. Blake went on:

“I want Amy to grab this opportunity in rehab so we can have a marriage and future together. Because the way she’s going I really fear I will come out of prison to no wife.
“I dread my cell door being opened and the chaplain informing me, ‘Amy’s dead.’
“I have that nightmare three or four times a week.

We’re all hoping that Amy spends that money each day on shoes. Not drugs.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Actually, she’d be well-advised to spend that money on cosmetic make-up and better whigs. Believe me, we’ve all seen her without it.

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My sister Emily went to her prom in a dress made out of duct tape -cause that’s goofy and why the hell not.
Ellen Pompeo showed up at the SAG Awards in a dress made out of aluminum foil -cause that’s comfortable and why the hell?! The Deroberss are not fashionista’s like the gofugyourself.com dynamic duo, but we do know when your outfit is made out of consumer cooking products. Please.

**we also know this is one of our more retarded posts, but we think it is funny and that’s all that matters -now gofugyourself!

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