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Dee:
After seeing the support Ashley Tisdale received after coming clean about her nose surgery, Ashlee Simpson’s greedy piece-of-shit father/manager decided to try and sell Ashlee’s story to the press about a week ago. There are still no takers.
John:
There are no takers because this is old news. Ashlee’s dad is trying to throw his daughter’s nose into a microwave to reheat it in time for her new single to drop. What’s worse is Daddy Simpson tried to sell it!  Nobody would have taken it if they gave it away for free! We heard through the grapevine that Derober is one of Ashlee’s favorite blogs so Ashlee, if you’re reading this, that weight around your ankle has a name, Joe Simpson.

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Dee:
Tonight at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Angelina Jolie put all the pregnancy rumors to bed by wearing a tent to the show. We still can’t confirm if it’s twins or not. By the looks of it, we’re not ruling out triplets.
John:
The Derobers have obtained an exclusive photo of Brad Pitt’s sperm. True story. See for yourself.

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I can’t quite put my finger on it…what does Eva Longoria remind me of…?

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The biggest video on youtube is now the biggest parody on youtube. Derober.com has obtained the outtakes from the Anonymous’ Message to Scientology. This video is as funny as the first one was chilling. You will find this video nowhere else! We hope you enjoy it.

P.S. Anonymous,
We can’t stand Scientology either. Imitation is the best form of flattery!

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Miley Cyrus’s MySpace “friends” are ripping her personal photos off her MySpace page and plastering them all over the internet…including this site. These aren’t your typical group photos with friends you’ll lose touch with as you get older, these are risque and s-s-sexy (I dare say). But we here at Derober are much more high-brow than those other, more popular tasteless celebrity blogs.

So we give YOU -the user, the option to roll your mouse over the photo below to reveal the southern hemisphere of this talented, classy young lady. No one is watching…

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Click Here to see all Miley Cyrus Myspace photos at JustJared.com

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Dee:
Disney’s has hired Jessica Biel to be the model for their new theme park ad campaign. Interestingly enough, Jessica claims to be about 9 1/2 percent Native American Choctaw. I’m about 9 1/2 percent bored off my ass with this stupid photo.
John:
Just an historical clarification here but… wasn’t Pocahontas naked most of the time? At least topless? If any 17th Century paparazzi have a Pocahontas upskirt or possibly a nipple slip photo, please contact Derober at blogderober@gmail.com

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