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‘nough said…

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Dee:
There were rumors that Juno’s Ellen Page attended the SAG awards last night. Derober’s cameras may have spotted her, but her translucent skin made it hard to tell if it was actually her or Casper.

Leo:
Is it “Shitty Joke Monday” Dee? I never got the memo. Don’t knock Ellen’s paste-tastic skin -albino’s are cool…just look at Nicole Kidman…and ME!

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Next month’s issue of Blender features a pre-f@#*cked-my-life-up photo of Britney Spears. Ahh the good old days…
It doesn’t take a fifth grader to know that the human body in this photo IS NOT Brit. Derober found the exclusive body double that was used. We don’t know who the “model” is but can anyone spell Bengal?

I do give kudos to Blender for their ballsy cover copy, “How will it end?”

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Photo courtesy of www.worth1000.com
Dee:
After seeing the support Ashley Tisdale received after coming clean about her nose surgery, Ashlee Simpson’s greedy piece-of-shit father/manager decided to try and sell Ashlee’s story to the press about a week ago. There are still no takers.
John:
There are no takers because this is old news. Ashlee’s dad is trying to throw his daughter’s nose into a microwave to reheat it in time for her new single to drop. What’s worse is Daddy Simpson tried to sell it!  Nobody would have taken it if they gave it away for free! We heard through the grapevine that Derober is one of Ashlee’s favorite blogs so Ashlee, if you’re reading this, that weight around your ankle has a name, Joe Simpson.

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Dee:
Tonight at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Angelina Jolie put all the pregnancy rumors to bed by wearing a tent to the show. We still can’t confirm if it’s twins or not. By the looks of it, we’re not ruling out triplets.
John:
The Derobers have obtained an exclusive photo of Brad Pitt’s sperm. True story. See for yourself.

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