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Dee:
Star Magazine is reporting the Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. I’ll repeat. Twins. “We all know that Star is a legitimate news source that only reports news after corroborating with two independent sources,” I just said sarcastically. Star writes:

“Angie has only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals.
Star has learned that Angelina hastily cancelled a long-scheduled trip to Europe when she first found out about her pregnancy. “Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,” a second says. “But I still think there will be more adoptions to come.”

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Dee:
If you’re one of the millions wondering why Britney Spears is such a terrible mother, look no further. When Britney was pregnant with her first child, Sean Preston, she was giving an instruction manual on how to raise children by an Armenian bag lady titled, Keeping Baby Fitnessed and Breathing. We have obtained a copy of the pamphlet for a three-part series called ,”Baby uh-oh.”
This could not have come at a worse time as Britney and Lindsay Lohan have announced their intentions to run for President.

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More Parenting Manual Pics Continue Reading: Britney Spears’ parenting manual. Part 1 of 3

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Good work James.  Thanks Courtney! (and Kara…i guess)

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Dee:
After being spotted around London with her father and a bodyguard to ‘monitor’ her, Amy Winehouse is going to get real help. The Grammy nominated star went to rehab after a 10 day bender on ecstacy, cocaine, and crack.
John:
Below is the video of Amy smoking crack. The Derobers were the first American blog to post the video. We also added subtitles. Defamer said some very nice words about our awesome blog regarding the Winehouse incident. Defamer writes:

“The Derober blog has helpfully captioned the clip, an effort which should also assist those whose office computers have no speakers in fully appreciating the important crack-is-wack message The Sun is hoping to communicate through the widespread dissemnation of footage of Winehouse’s latest rock-bottom moment.”

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Dee:
Whether Jessica Simpson put a hex on Tony Romo’s game or not, Romo decided to send Jessica packing. According to the NY Daily News:

“A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the Dukes of Hazzard star to tell her the romance was over. “He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.”

Poor Jessica. She does everything to support Tony and what does she get? Cleated by Romo and forever hated by Dallas natives.

Bob ‘The Bitch’:
Never has “The Boot” been so visually displayed. This should be on post cards all over the country. It would be a fresh alternative for the dreary old breakup process we’ve all been accustomed to. No more cliche ‘lets be friends’ throw away lines. You want out, just purchase a card of Tony Romo punting Jessica’s head and ship it out. Done and done.

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Dee:
For the three people who haven’t been following the unbelievable story:
5 Days ago, a group of top internet hackers called Anonymous released the chilling video below. In the video ‘Anon’ claims they will “dismantle” the church of Scientology. Just minutes after the video was released on YouTube, Anonymous hacked Scientology’s website and crashed it for almost 4 days.
The group is now planning to “raid” the cult’s London headquarters on Feb. 10. All members of Anonymous will be in attendance wearing the same V for Vendetta masks. They have invited all of Europe to show up wearing the same masks in order to facilitate the assault. This is nuts!

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